“Sir, do you classify as human?”
“Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”
One of the best lines in one of the greatest sci-fi movies of all time.
As mentioned, our nephew is named Korben — so this Christmas I’m going all out with the Fifth Element inspired gifts. Not only is he getting a stocking with the symbol of the four elements on it, but I also crocheted him a “stuffed animal” that he can cuddle with…except it’s a popsicle. Made of meat.